Local Detroit humor

This is for all us southeast Michiganians, and those who know what we are going through in the "D"

A man enters a bar in downtown Detroit and orders a martini. The bar has a
Robot Bartender.

The Robot serves him a perfectly made martini and then asks him, "What's
your IQ?"

The man answers, "150" and the Robot proceeds to make conversation about
global warming factors, quantum physics, spirituality, biochemistry,
environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology and sexual
proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He
decides to test the Robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around and comes
right back in for a rum and coke.

Again, the Robot serves him a perfect rum & coke and asks him, "What's
your IQ?

The man responds, "About 100."

Immediately the Robot starts talking, but this time about the Lions,
NASCAR, the Tigers, super models, favorite fast foods, guns and women.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the Robot one
more test. He returns and asks for a beer and the Robot brings him an Old
Milwaukee Light and asks, "What's your IQ?'

The man says, "About 50 I think."

   And the Robot says...REAL SLOWLY..., "So............Ya gonna vote for
Kwame again?"

Steve

Who's Kwame? And why am I showing up in this story?

Chuck

yeah & those text messages when read like a script are probably some of the funniest things i've ever heard.

Nate

Yeah, and the problem is, everyone knows it except the people that actually live in the city and can vote him in or out. They all think he is cool or hip of something. Hendrix was way ahead in the last election polls right up to election day when Kwame pulled it out of now where. Kind of makes you wonder if something a little fishy was going on there too

Well well... corruption is apparently from all times and places... And all levels of society.

If it did nobody would ever go there.

john