It’s a Southern Thing
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Topic: It’s a Southern Thing
Posted By: boat dr
Subject: It’s a Southern Thing
Date Posted: March-15-2007 at 7:32am
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A few jokes to offend most Southerners, and one reprieve: Tennessee The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings." Alabama A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked. Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied. "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired. "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!" Louisiana A senior at LSU was overheard saying... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana." When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens inLouisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world. Mississippi The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was? "The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got his license number." Georgia A Georgia State trooper pulled over a blonde on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?" The blonde replied, "Bout whut?" North Carolina A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, "I have a flat tire." The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?" The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. Hey, it don't make sense to me neither." And this from South Carolina You can say what you want about the South, but I ain't never heard of anyone retiring to the North ------------- boat dr /diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart /diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier |
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Posted By: 8122pbrainard
Date Posted: March-15-2007 at 8:32am
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Hey Dr, I'm going to northern Wisconsin for retirement so now you have heard that there are people that do like the cooler climates!! ------------- /diaries/details.asp?ID=1622" rel="nofollow - 54 Atom /diaries/details.asp?ID=2179" rel="nofollow - 77 Tique 64 X55 Dunphy Keep it original, Pete < |
Posted By: boat dr
Date Posted: March-15-2007 at 8:38am
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8122,I have no opinion on the subject, just thought it was cute.
I have been in the Deep South so long ,I would not know which way to fly for Spring................boat dr ------------- boat dr /diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart /diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: March-15-2007 at 7:06pm
aka..the dirty south..lol....gotta bust balls billy
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Posted By: hasbeenskier
Date Posted: March-15-2007 at 8:20pm
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Doc, all good ones..... where do ya get em? ------------- hasbeenskier |
Posted By: boat dr
Date Posted: March-15-2007 at 11:24pm
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Most of the jokes come from my future mother in law,born and raised a Boston Blue Blood,met Karens Dad while doing his residency{sp} at Johns Hopkins,M.D.Surgeon.Married her and drug her to the South,she is a HOOT.........and has a sense of humor ------------- boat dr /diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart /diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier |
Posted By: G Stonicher
Date Posted: March-19-2007 at 12:56pm
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I-65 in Georgia....... HMMMMMMMMMM. I-65 does not touch Georgia anywhere. Good Jokes though!!!!!!!!!! ------------- 20' Southwind |
Posted By: boat dr
Date Posted: March-19-2007 at 1:14pm
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G, I don't write this stuff, just pass on what i think will bring a smile,or a chuckle.........boat dr ------------- boat dr /diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart /diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier |
Posted By: G Stonicher
Date Posted: March-19-2007 at 2:16pm
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That is exactly what it did,put a smile on my face. Did not mean it as a smart remark. Just thinking out loud.I guess ------------- 20' Southwind |
Posted By: boat dr
Date Posted: March-19-2007 at 2:45pm
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Gary, did you read the latest one about the dog and the man on their journey to Heaven.
The older I get, the more I love my Dogs and the unconditional love they show me.If I want a chance at getting into this wonderful place,I need to be more like my Dogs and less human...............boat dr I wonder when our dogs have their grapes removed[castrated]do they get them back when they get to Heaven......... ------------- boat dr /diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart /diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier |