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OverMyHead 
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 Posted: September-01-2014 at 10:14pm |
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There are just so many things going on in that photo that defy a reasonable explanation.
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For thousands of years men have felt the irresistible urge to go to sea, and many of them died. Things got better after they invented boats.
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Morfoot
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Posted: September-02-2014 at 10:41am |
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Not everyone can say they have an alligator skin platform...The Bar has just been raised.
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"Morfoot; He can ski. He can wakeboard.He can cook chicken.He can create his own self-named beverage, & can also apparently fly. A man of many talents."72 Mustang "Kermit",88 SN Miss Scarlett, 99 SN "Sherman"
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Orlando76
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Posted: September-02-2014 at 10:58am |
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Oh lord, be careful with that pic bc there's nothing legal about it if that's FL from what I can see through my phone. Believe me, FWC shows up unexpectedly at your house and at awkward times.
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seacamper
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Posted: September-02-2014 at 4:11pm |
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I am pretty sure I have him tame now. I call him "Smiles". That pic was from a few years ago. He has gotten much bigger, and the experiment has not been without its "challenges". Here is a recent pic of Smiles and you can see a small part of me in the picture.
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1988 Mastercraft Tristar Open Bow 1988 Mastercraft Tristar Closed Bow 1969 Seacamper Houseboat 1986 Harris Pontoon 2004 Seadoo GTX SC + Flydive Xboard 1999 Adventurecraft |
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jbear
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Posted: September-03-2014 at 12:26am |
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uh..Todd..how about expanding on that comment for us..... john |
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"Loud pipes save lives"
AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"... |
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Orlando76
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Posted: September-03-2014 at 8:19am |
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Gator gets killed at the hunting camp about 15 years ago. Guess two guys were always fighting. Somehow a pic innocently appears on the internet, guessing email bc pre social media days I think. The one guy must've ratted the other out to FWC so as apart of the investigation they decided to interrogate all 12 members on the lease list, all at the same time so nobody could collaborate their story together, without notifying any one. Let's just say I was with a new girlfriend at my house for the first time about 8pm on a Friday night, it was an In-opportune moment for me to say the least while 2 men in black suits banging on my door escort me out as if they were the Secret Service. I had absolutely nothing to do with the simple crime and the simple crime certainly did not warrant the resources wasted on the situation. Too bad those resources didn't get used for catching criminals. I learned then alligators are big $ for FL, and FL cares about the $ not the gators. Our gator laws are kind of backwards too. Good news as a result I spent 4 years as a legal, licensed trapper which was an awesome time.
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Orlando76
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Posted: September-03-2014 at 10:18am |
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Everybody laughs but this is what was found in the local waters this am. Front page news says they're still looking for rest of skier.
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Morfoot
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Posted: September-03-2014 at 10:50am |
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What's up with the "Cat..... on a Stick?"
 
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"Morfoot; He can ski. He can wakeboard.He can cook chicken.He can create his own self-named beverage, & can also apparently fly. A man of many talents."72 Mustang "Kermit",88 SN Miss Scarlett, 99 SN "Sherman"
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gun-driver
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Posted: September-03-2014 at 3:48pm |
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I guess that's a Floridian attempt at a corn dog
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Orlando76
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Posted: September-03-2014 at 4:11pm |
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Orlando sure can stuff a kitty. |
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Morfoot
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Posted: September-03-2014 at 5:47pm |
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"Jose' Jalapeno" might have some competition.
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"Morfoot; He can ski. He can wakeboard.He can cook chicken.He can create his own self-named beverage, & can also apparently fly. A man of many talents."72 Mustang "Kermit",88 SN Miss Scarlett, 99 SN "Sherman"
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jbear
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Posted: September-04-2014 at 12:20am |
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Todd....good story....ever get a 2nd date with that girl?!
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"Loud pipes save lives"
AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"... |
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seacamper
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Posted: September-04-2014 at 12:24am |
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That wall has a simple Freudian explanation. The owner went to the University of Florida, likes to ski, is frequently horny, and, well.......it looks like he has a pu$$y tree. |
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Orlando76
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Posted: September-04-2014 at 1:42am |
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University of Florida? Hey now, I never insulted you.
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backfoot100
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Posted: September-04-2014 at 9:41am |
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Lets not forget that he actually encourages snakes to live in his boat. |
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When people run down to the lake to see what's making that noise, you've succeeded.
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